shaquille, don’t feel
dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss
shut up mom im trying to focus on my blogging
liking someone’s selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204
Me Resbala - ¿Está Consuelo?: La historia de Mario Bros
I don’t know if anyone remembers this picture from right after Tangled Ever After came out of Rapunzel and Flynn’s beauuuuuuuutiful rings:
Welllllllll, I got married about six weeks ago and here are our rings!
Yes, that’s right, we found a jeweler willing to make the Tangled rings for us.
I hate when people say “I love your tumblr but can you post less of-” like no bitch this aint build-a-blog
people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people
And I further deduce you’ve only started it recently because you’ve got a bit of a chafing.
and if you look to your left, you will see Sherlock Holmes confirming for Molly, Wiggins, and the rest of the world that John Watson has an enormous dick.
I’m not actually gay.
I’m just occasionally hetero-negative
Do you ever get the impression that Benedict and Martin are convinced they are creating two entirely different shows? Like Benedict thinks he’s playing the lead man in a thrilling crime drama with a spunky sidekick; while Martin is the lead actor in a heartbreaking unconventional romance series that just happens to have a lot of explosions.
That explains so much, actually.
if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right
yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off
So, I did a thing [x]
oh my fuck, Aril. I love you so much I cant even describe it holy shit oh my god