Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word
girls: spank me i’ve been naughty
me: its okay we all make mistakes
THIS!!! IS!!! VERY!!! IMPORTANT!!!
android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*
Its really strange to think someone as powerful as nicki is vulnerable abt anything and seein her share that side of herself bein excited someone said a line that she dint need to worry about it is so cute
I did a thing.
catch a falling star and put it in your pocket, save it for a rainy day
very personal art thing about transphobia and coping methods. feel free to reblog, but don’t remove credit please.
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
That’s one way to handle the heat.
I’m never gonna get over Ellen’s face
you’re cute what is your face html