don't judge me please

tylerchokely:

shaquille, don’t feel

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

lamelohan:

shut up mom im trying to focus on my blogging

lloveyou:

liking someone’s selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204

zirtaevans:

Me Resbala - ¿Está Consuelo?: La historia de Mario Bros

"Me resbala" is our national pride uvu

evannabadasslovegood:

I don’t know if anyone remembers this picture from right after Tangled Ever After came out of Rapunzel and Flynn’s beauuuuuuuutiful rings:

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Welllllllll, I got married about six weeks ago and here are our rings!

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Yes, that’s right, we found a jeweler willing to make the Tangled rings for us.

i like how on tumblr we don’t complete our sentences. we kind of just

caseyanthonyofficial:

I hate when people say “I love your tumblr but can you post less of-” like no bitch this aint build-a-blog 

magicul:

people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people

wearitcounts:

amygloriouspond:

∞ Scenes of Sherlock

And I further deduce you’ve only started it recently because you’ve got a bit of a chafing.

and if you look to your left, you will see Sherlock Holmes confirming for Molly, Wiggins, and the rest of the world that John Watson has an enormous dick.

corpsereviver2:

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

i-owe-you-a-tardis:

cumbercolllective:

I’m not actually gay.

I’m just occasionally hetero-negative

Do you ever get the impression that Benedict and Martin are convinced they are creating two entirely different shows? Like Benedict thinks he’s playing the lead man in a thrilling crime drama with a spunky sidekick; while Martin is the lead actor in a heartbreaking unconventional romance series that just happens to have a lot of explosions.

That explains so much, actually.

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

iamleviheichou:

ratchet-jean:

titanbutcherkasa:

iamleviheichou:

Transparent seductive Levi because why not

Feel my legs, I just shaved.

you made my post so much better guys bless your weird souls